Q: Did you hear about the Baptists who got together and purchased their Pastor some rubber waders so he wouldn’t get wet in the baptism pool?
A: So, the local Methodist church heard about it and purchased their Pastor some rubber gloves
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee. The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it.” The wife replied, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.” The husband replied, “Yeah, right!” So, she showed him in the Bible where it says: “HEBREWS”